Jackson: "It's National Doughnut Day, Dad!"

Me: "Why do you tempt me with such dark knowledge?"

I just saw back-to-back commercials for Kaye Jewelers and Hershey Kisses. The Kaye's ad ended with their slogan, "Every Kiss begins with 'K.'" And then voila! there were Hershey kisses! But the best irony is that the Hershey ad ended with a slogan that something along the lines of a "one-of-a-kind kiss" inside every wrapper. So every kiss is the ( Read more... )

I had a crazy dream last night and can only remember fragments of it, but it stuck with me, so here it is.... ( Read on,Macduff. )

I can't ever seem to spell "plagiarism" correctly so I just copy and paste it from somewhere else.

During a brief stopover at the Barnes & Noble in Elmira tonight, I noticed that the store had not one but two displays featuring Max Brooks' books World War Z and The Zombie Survival Guide. This either means the books continue to remain popular and sell well, or it means B&N has a tremendous overstock on them, or it means B&N knows something I don' ( Read more... )

This photo hangs in the hallway of the Reilly Center at Bonas:


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"Lisa Frank is not the name of a woman, it is the name of a movement, a culture, a way of living. It is a theory, a concept, a belief in something greater than yourself. It is the belief that all girls are entitled to dolphins covered with rainbows, jewel-encrusted frogs, and unicorns in acid-trip colors hugging each other. It is the ideology that ( Read more... )

For some reason, my whole office smells like pancakes and syrup today.

Latrinalia: the writing on the walls of public bathrooms

I had no idea such a word existed for that kind of graffiti.

"It's just kind of humorable."

- visitor today @ Spotsy